Unpopular Popular Artists

Posted by Noah | Filed under general

People under 30 buy a lot of music, and music is closely tracked, that means there are GREAT statistics available for who buys what music and how much of what music is sold etc. You see I have this problem with people. They like to pretend they’re too cool for popular music. So take a look down this list and as you scroll along think about how many of these bands have something you like listening to, at least once in a while but you probably wouldn’t mention in a list artists you like.

  1. ABBA
  2. AC/DC
  3. Ace of Base
  4. Aerosmith
  5. Barbra Streisand
  6. Barry Manilow
  7. Beach Boys, The
  8. Beatles, The
  9. Bee Gees
  10. Billy Joel
  11. Bob Dylan
  12. Bob Marley
  13. Bob Seger
  14. Bon Jovi
  15. Boney M.
  16. Boyz II Men
  17. Brooks & Dunn
  18. Bryan Adams
  19. Carlos Santana
  20. Carpenters, The
  21. Celine Dion
  22. Cher
  23. Chicago
  24. Creed
  25. Cure, The
  26. Dave Matthews Band
  27. Deep Purple
  28. Def Leppard
  29. Dire Straits
  30. Doors, The
  31. Drifters, The
  32. Eagles, The
  33. Earth, Wind & Fire
  34. Elton John
  35. Elvis Presley
  36. Eminem
  37. Engelbert Humperdinck
  38. Enya
  39. Eric Clapton
  40. Frank Sinatra
  41. Genesis
  42. Greatful Dead, The
  43. Green Day
  44. Guns N’ Roses
  45. Iron Maiden
  46. James Taylor
  47. Janet Jackson
  48. Jefferson Airplane
  49. Jethro Tull
  50. Jimi Hendrix
  51. John Denver
  52. John Mellencamp
  53. Johnny Cash
  54. Justin Timberlake
  55. KC and the Sunshine Band
  56. Kenny G
  57. Kenny Rogers
  58. Kiss
  59. Kylie Minogue
  60. Led Zeppelin
  61. Linda Ronstadt
  62. Linkin Park
  63. Lynyrd Skynyrd
  64. Madonna
  65. Mannheim Steamroller
  66. Meat Loaf
  67. Metallica
  68. Michael Bolton
  69. Michael Jackson
  70. Neil Diamond
  71. Neil Young
  72. Nirvana
  73. Oasis
  74. Pearl Jam
  75. Phil Collins
  76. Pink Floyd
  77. Police, The
  78. Queen
  79. R. Kelly
  80. R.E.M.
  81. Radiohead
  82. Red Hot Chili Peppers
  83. Rod Stewart
  84. Rolling Stones, The
  85. Roxette
  86. Sting
  87. Stone Temple Pilots
  88. TLC
  89. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
  90. U2
  91. No seriously, U2, admit you like them.
  92. Van Halen
  93. Whitney Houston
  94. Who, The
  95. Yes

You see, forgot that you like those bands didn’t you? How many did you say “Man I’d never tell my friends I like that song by that artist!” Now go buy some of their music and stop pretending you only like indie bands.

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Signs You’re an Incurable Geek

Posted by Noah | Filed under technology

  1. You’ve shaved using the built in camera on your notebook.
  2. Your idea of classic literature is vintage unix manuals.
  3. You own dozens of DVDs but not a single TV or DVD player.
  4. You refuse to buy anything without understanding at least in general how it works.
  5. Your wardrobe is based largly on color or pattern variations on the same handful of items, not because you don’t understand fashion but because rigid schemas make you feel better
  6. You can think of at-least one way to improve everything; including this list.
  7. You’ve carved a pumpkin using a laser and scalpel.

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