Swift Merciless Justice

Some little CENSORED almost ran me over in the parking lot on my way into work today. You know the kind of kid who drives a CENSORED forest green 1996 Cavalier with a back seat full of garbage? You know ‘em, they wear white hoodies and baggy pants with chains. Well, after he almost killed me he whipped into a reserved-for-staff parking stall, (two actually because he parked over the line) and then ran into the building without buying a pass. So when I got up stairs I called security and get him ticketed.

So I was feeling pretty great about this, then it got even better. I was informed that the tickets that get handed out here have the force or normal municipal tickets, and that they are $65 instead of $35. Aww shucks, I bet he needed that money for smokes too.

swift and brutal

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